“You’re getting older.” That’s what the doctor said about weight gain. My friends didn’t take my weight gain seriously either. What do you say to a formerly-scrawny person gaining a few pounds? “@#$# #$&.” That’s...
Lice is coming to get you… “Lice is coming around both classes,” a mom wrote in the class Facebook thread. I consult the thread for all notices and assignments that don’t survive, but lice terrifies me to the core. It’s the “He Who...
You don’t have to eat ramen to survive! Ramen is one of God’s greatest gifts to the world. Ramen lets adults save money, teenagers look like they’re eating real food when I think it’s really crushed up Doritos made into long flat noodles, and...
